/b/ - Oilchan

/b/ - Oilchan

Oh, santa! Wont you bring me that v3?

read ruls or ban


for any issues email moot@coveryourselfinoil.com


>be me
>change identities from oilmoot to janken
"who the fuck are you"
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>be anon
>go to discord.gg/troll
>sees coveryourselfinoil.com
>notices /b/
>thinks of le "funy"
>automatically says n-word
>gets banned
read rules retard
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be me

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this isn't a meme, now give me your Panzerkampfwagen E-100

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upwader did you literally fucking spend 104€ on a vanity link you're a fucking disgrace to humanity



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What do you guys think about it?

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you may scratch it at any time



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i think he's pretty cute



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Wallace vs Gomit
also im back

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goku drip
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goku drip


goku drip


goku drip


goku drip


goku drip

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cock and ball torture

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>be me
>go on coveryourselfinoil.com
>click on /b/
>make post
>check "Don't show my flag"
>see that flag is now mcdonalds logo
>mfw mcdonaldland is a country now
>mfw i now live in mcdonald


>mfw im retarded and probably got it wrong


i modified all flags so they are different, you live in the USA so it shows the mcdonalds flag


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this is veryi funni u legend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>be me
>wake up at 3 am
>shit pants
i am baby

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went down good


gene get out of oilchan nobody likes you


Yo guys I like oil


>be me

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why the fuck do i have a french flag


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Because you are french, deal with it
>pic related

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>be me
>at school
>its breakfast time meaning we have to go to the cafeteria to get our breakfasts, you can usually choose to bring it to your class and eat it there or eat at the cafeteria
>i choose to eat at the cafeteria because you can use your phone in there without dipshit school staff bothering you
>get my breakfast and go sit down
>some retard sits next to me and stares at me
>ignore him and start scrolling through twitter cuz bored
>eventually come across a cover yourself in oil meme
>picture related was the image i saw
>the retard sitting next to me sees it
"anon, you know you can't look at inappropriate images at school right?"
>"these are fucking stick figures and i literally just scrolled past it what are you talking about"
"well it's still inappropriate, turn your phone off or i will tell the principal"
>keep ignoring the retard assuming he was just bluffing
>he then walks out of the cafeteria and brings the principal to the table i was sitting at
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>UK flag


anon, you just got trolled


>be me
pic related


>be me
>late to every single class
>failing multiple classes
>have more than enough free time to do my work
>oil funy

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cmon anon, take the shot


keemstar dead pirat robbert :flushed:

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Man, I've been looking at this crab a lot.
Something about his eyes just intrigue me, how they pop out at you in welcoming way.
I've sent this image to more people than I should.
He intrigues me, truly.

What do you think about this crab?


me like crab


man this is so fucking cool like man look at this


ur sus


lord forgive me for what i am about to do


that sweet fucker has a really kissable mouth

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fuck you


thamkyou spie tf2


suprise bootsek


>be me
>gaming all day
>have the urge to shit
>pull out my sock but im too late
>nasty black fluid spews out of my pulsating dumptruck ass
>yelp in pain as it burns through my hand
>quickly go to oilchan
>ask for help


wjen is the next femboy friday


it is now


bro give it back


bro give it back

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should i get him as a tattoo (i am very gay)


you should get a life trololololol




im using the fucking webdisplays mod to bring this message to you. ama


the imposter is sus







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this looks good enough, nice site

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western poland


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>mfw i have to write "Małgorzata Jachimowska, Rondo Kombatantów Rzeczypospolitej Polskiej i Byłych Więźniów Politycznych" on an envelope containing a birthday card to my friend


uh sus


People who use wojaks deserve to be run over by a tank

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niggas that are into this shit are just gay niggas.(BITCH GOT BANNED)
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yeah bro!!! so funny ahhahaha



lol n word funny lol

please laugh


yes, and?


Your first mistake was using w*jaks


No NSFW or whatever, Just furry feet/paws


SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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