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read ruls or ban


DISCORD EXISTS


for any issues email moot@coveryourselfinoil.com

 No.716[Reply]

>be me
>change identities from oilmoot to janken
"who the fuck are you"
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 No.753




 No.252[Reply]

>be anon
>go to discord.gg/troll
>sees coveryourselfinoil.com
>notices /b/
>thinks of le "funy"
>automatically says n-word
>gets banned
read rules retard
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 No.701

be me
sex



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 No.754[Reply]

the CJ goes…"WHAT IN FUCKS NAME ARE YOU DOING?"


 No.752[Reply]

dicks


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 No.751[Reply]

this isn't a meme, now give me your Panzerkampfwagen E-100


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 No.750[Reply]

sopner


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 No.749[Reply]

upwader did you literally fucking spend 104€ on a vanity link you're a fucking disgrace to humanity


 No.748[Reply]

cernoch


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 No.747[Reply]

What do you guys think about it?


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 No.732[Reply]

no

 No.746

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ok



 No.745[Reply]

you may scratch it at any time


 No.744[Reply]

b


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 No.743[Reply]

i think he's pretty cute


 No.742[Reply]

what


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 No.741[Reply]

Wallace vs Gomit
also im back


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 No.543[Reply]

goku drip
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 No.668

goku drip

 No.669

goku drip

 No.672

goku drip

 No.675

goku drip

 No.740

goku drip



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 No.712[Reply]

ffghnnrtybg

 No.739

cock and ball torture



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 No.695[Reply]

oil

 No.719

oil

 No.737

oil



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 No.702[Reply]

>be me
>go on coveryourselfinoil.com
>click on /b/
>make post
>check "Don't show my flag"
>post
>see that flag is now mcdonalds logo
>mfw mcdonaldland is a country now
>mfw i now live in mcdonald

 No.703

>mfw im retarded and probably got it wrong

 No.715

i modified all flags so they are different, you live in the USA so it shows the mcdonalds flag

 No.736

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>>715
this is veryi funni u legend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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 No.735[Reply]

>be me
>wake up at 3 am
>shit pants
>cry
i am baby


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 No.733[Reply]

went down good

 No.734

gene get out of oilchan nobody likes you



 No.731[Reply]

Yo guys I like oil


 No.730[Reply]

>be me
>die


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 No.710[Reply]

gaming

 No.711

why the fuck do i have a french flag

 No.729

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Because you are french, deal with it
>pic related



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 No.709[Reply]

>be me
>at school
>its breakfast time meaning we have to go to the cafeteria to get our breakfasts, you can usually choose to bring it to your class and eat it there or eat at the cafeteria
>i choose to eat at the cafeteria because you can use your phone in there without dipshit school staff bothering you
>get my breakfast and go sit down
>some retard sits next to me and stares at me
>ignore him and start scrolling through twitter cuz bored
>eventually come across a cover yourself in oil meme
>picture related was the image i saw
>the retard sitting next to me sees it
"anon, you know you can't look at inappropriate images at school right?"
>"these are fucking stick figures and i literally just scrolled past it what are you talking about"
"well it's still inappropriate, turn your phone off or i will tell the principal"
>keep ignoring the retard assuming he was just bluffing
>he then walks out of the cafeteria and brings the principal to the table i was sitting at
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 No.714

>>709
>UK flag
figured

 No.728

>>709
anon, you just got trolled



 No.726[Reply]

>be me
>
>
>
>
pic related


 No.725[Reply]

>be me
>late to every single class
>failing multiple classes
>have more than enough free time to do my work
>oil funy


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 No.665[Reply]

cmon anon, take the shot

 No.724

keemstar dead pirat robbert :flushed:



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 No.599[Reply]

Man, I've been looking at this crab a lot.
Something about his eyes just intrigue me, how they pop out at you in welcoming way.
I've sent this image to more people than I should.
He intrigues me, truly.

What do you think about this crab?

 No.604

me like crab

 No.609

man this is so fucking cool like man look at this

 No.643

ur sus

 No.679

lord forgive me for what i am about to do

 No.723

that sweet fucker has a really kissable mouth



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 No.691[Reply]

fuck you

 No.692

thamkyou spie tf2

 No.722

suprise bootsek



 No.721[Reply]

>be me
>gaming all day
>have the urge to shit
>pull out my sock but im too late
>ohshit.jpg
>nasty black fluid spews out of my pulsating dumptruck ass
>yelp in pain as it burns through my hand
>quickly go to oilchan
>ask for help


 No.687[Reply]

wjen is the next femboy friday

 No.720

it is now



 No.718[Reply]

bro give it back


 No.717[Reply]

bro give it back


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 No.422[Reply]

should i get him as a tattoo (i am very gay)

 No.693

you should get a life trololololol

 No.713

KAWORU DID NOTHING WRONG



 No.708[Reply]

im using the fucking webdisplays mod to bring this message to you. ama


 No.707[Reply]

the imposter is sus


 No.706[Reply]

raceing!!!!!!!!!!!!


 No.700[Reply]

ses

 No.705

ses



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 No.704[Reply]

this looks good enough, nice site


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 No.699[Reply]

añonymous


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 No.68[Reply]

polish

 No.86

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polish

 No.590

western poland

 No.598

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>mfw i have to write "Małgorzata Jachimowska, Rondo Kombatantów Rzeczypospolitej Polskiej i Byłych Więźniów Politycznych" on an envelope containing a birthday card to my friend

 No.635

uh sus

 No.698

>>598
People who use wojaks deserve to be run over by a tank



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 No.535[Reply]

niggas that are into this shit are just gay niggas.(BITCH GOT BANNED)
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 No.538

>>536
yeah bro!!! so funny ahhahaha

 No.542


 No.673

lol n word funny lol

please laugh

 No.678

yes, and?

 No.697

>>535
Your first mistake was using w*jaks
>>>/pol/



 No.680[Reply]

No NSFW or whatever, Just furry feet/paws

 No.696

>>680
SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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 No.694[Reply]

trollge


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